Archives---May, 2005
May 31, 2005
...OK, so I didn't get any pics up and running. Will attempt to do so today, having now completed the editing process. Just keep checking back---I'll get to it. Busy day with no particular takes on anything, so we'll just let the dates roll over, SOTD change and pick it up later this afternoon should the fancy strike me.
May 30, 2005 Memorial Day
...Home sweet home---a fitting finish to a fine 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza. Time now to sort through pics and the like so a suitable presentation can be published for the gentle surfer. Ergo, this morning's first update shall be short and sweet. The last leg of the trip was wholly uneventful with traffic even lighter than expected, and no rain until within 20 miles of our destination. Pulled into stately Roberts/Suttle Manor around 5:00 or so.
...Wiffle Atlanta had another tough Sunday with the elements and traveling teams, but JK continues to press on with the league that will no doubt fall together nicely sooner rather than later. The Dirt Square Gorf Rats didn't help any by being no shows, but hope to resolve that issue not that all are present and accounted for. Teams and/or individual players still wanted---check the above links for more info and contacts.
...A quick take on Memorial Day---much the same as last year's. Call me silly, but it would seem that preserving the Republic and liberty for which so many paid the ultimate sacrifice is of even greater importance than any monuments erected, parades marched in or quite pauses for reflection that are certainly appropriate for today or any day in which one doesn't see tanks rolling through the streets. We might want to keep it that way.
...Oh don't forget! Duke v. Johns Hopkins in the NCAA Lacrosse Championship at noon on ESPN. Like myself, you don't have to know squat about the game to appreciate the intensity of THE "big game."
...More updates with the aforementioned pics and Extravaganza run down later.
May 29, 2005 (Published remotely from Chapel Hill, NC)
...Short and sweet this morning as the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza comes to a close. Our only impediment would seem to be he NECKCAR event in Charlotte which we must pass (with only left turns, of course). The goal is to return to stately Roberts/Suttle Manor in time for the regularly scheduled Wiffle Atlanta play this afternoon, though that remains in doubt.
...Memo to those in the New York to Boston corridor: The other 95% of the country finds the Yankees/Sox rivalry to be quaint. The other 95% of the country is over the media obsession with your little games that aren't real baseball to begin with, given the slow pitch softball/10 man---short fielder/DH rules used. Chuck your batteries amongst yourselves and leave the rest of us alone for God's sake. Much to your surprise the other 95% is quite capable of reading box scores or at least finding Sports Center on the remote for updates as needed.
...Word has it Crane Man has been subdued and removed from his perch. This is excellent news, as I have little inclination to return from a week of travel only to have to resolve such a tedious matter on my own.
...Without the gentle reminder you probably forgot to catch the semi finals of the NCAA Lacrosse final four from Philly yesterday. Your loss, as both were compelling contests. Not to worry, the championship game is Monday afternoon.
...A catch up, pic posting day is set for tomorrow, so don't forget to allocate some time from your hectic Memorial Day for Suttle World's triumphant return to HQ.
May 27, 2005 (Published remotely from Chapel Hill, NC)
...Live, from the home of the 2005 NCAA Basketball Champion University of North Carolina Tarheels, Chapel Hill, its day 7 of the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza. The trek yesterday began shortly before 11:00 and despite some heavy traffic getting out of metro DC, the trip proved easier than imagined given the onset of the Memorial Day weekend.
...Notable stops en route include a return to the seen of the crime, Hanover, VA. We stopped for lunch at the now familiar Hanover Cafe and then lumbered across the street to the old Court House for a few more pics and a perusal of the grounds. Otherwise it was the usual I-95/85 shuffle.
...We arrived in Chapel Hill around 5:00 and spent the evening with the typical good cheer of fellowship that always accompanies our visits/invasions of dear old Dad's. Today, Yolanda and Mary make the pilgrimage to pottery Mecca, Seagrove (a quick pause to watch a deer some 15 feet outside the window from where I write, as he munches upon some flora and fauna---if I only had a high powered fire arm to blow the sucker away and strap it to the hood of the Hajmobile for a proud return to the ATL tomorrow; but that would make a mess of the aforementioned window). Ridge has discovered a nearby skateboard park to which he will avail himself, and yours truly intends to do as little as possible, having now had my fair share of go and do.
...The saga of Crane Man is uncertain as of this writing. Last night, he was still perched atop Buckhead. Where are some gale force winds when you really need em.
...Finally, memo to grammar and syntax Nazis: I'm doing the best I can with limited skills and a notebook with which I am unfamiliar. Sue me.
May 27, 2005 (Published remotely from Alexandria, VA)
...Last morning in our nation's capital as we hit the road on the final leg of the 2005 Summer Fun Exravaganza en route to Chapel Hill, NC and then back to Tucker on Sunday and the resumption of play in Wiffle Atlanta.
...As expected Ridge and Yolanda toured the National Zoo yesterday morning and early afternoon. We later hooked up in the District for an Ollie Burger (from which I gleaned a superior sample of the secret seasoning mix for future analysis) and we then returned en masse to our Hawthorn Suite for rest for the afternoon. Last night proved even more eventful. We started with an old haunt, The Quarterdeck, for an old fashioned crab fest. Actually, I have this silly notion that when I plop down $25 for a meal, I shouldn't have to work like a coal miner in order to eat my food, so I opted for some fairly awful crab cakes and left the pick and shovel work to my traveling companions. Then it was off to the west end of the mall. Parking was not as difficult as anticipated, and we then began a rather long trek to take in the Jefferson Memorial. In strolling around the Tidal Basin one has little choice but to pass through the FDR memorial. We observed the fairly new display, avoided losing our dinner at the "freedom from want" crap carved in stone and moved on to the Jefferson where the refreshing word "liberty" appeared early and often in sharp contrast to the Roosevelt thing. Seeing the Jefferson at night is one of the finest sites this city has to offer, and last night proved no exception under a lovely clear evening. Then it was on to the recently dedicated World War II Memorial---a breathtaking tribute to the too many American's who gave their limbs and lives in protecting what little liberty we still enjoy. From there we strolled along the reflecting pool to finish at the Lincoln Memorial---also best seen at night and much more impressive up close and personal than the back of a five dollar bill. We made our way back to the room shortly after midnight, having accomplished the must do list for a brief visit to DC.
...Today its back on the road with some in trepidation about traffic on this getaway day for the Memorial Day weekend. Anticipated stops include the seen of the crime---Hanover, VA and whatever else may strike our fancy along the way with an anticipated arrival in Chapel Hill well before nightfall.
...It would appear as though we've missed little in the news department. Needless to say the Senate's doings this week have received greater attention in this town than nationally. Let me see if I've got this straight: the integrity and foundation of the 200+ year old institution was saved from the tyranny of 40 members by the decision of 14---all without any mention of inviting Senate Democrats to filibuster like its 1999.
May 26, 2005 (Published remotely from Alexandria, VA)
...Having run over my allowed hour of "free/trial" time with the go to my pc folks, I've got all the time in the world not that they've got my money. The gentle surfer has no doubt made note of my Herculean efforts and has savored same knowing of the, til now, frantic effort to apprise the web of the events surrounding the 2005 Summer Fund Extravaganza.
...Thursday dawns over the nation's capital seemingly no worse for the wear despite of yeoman's site seeing go and dos of yesterday. The weather was a bit more cooperative than expected. Still cloudy, windy and cool (high around 60), but we escaped rain for the most part and have nothing short of a lovely spring day with which to enjoy on our last day in DC. Wednesday's stops included the Library of Congress (well worth the wait for a 45 minute tour to see the reading room of the Jefferson Building---the most impressive room in the city), the Supreme Court, lunch at Union Station and several hours in the Natural History Museum. Those activities consumed about six hours and necessitated a return to Alexandria for some rest and preparation for the arrival of cuzin Bill who was in town on business. Timing did not allow for any Ollie time, but left plenty for some duckpin bowling in lovely Suitland, MD. Though reluctant about the venue and the very nature of the game itself, Bill came away duly impressed with the duck which he says he prefers over the 10 pin variety. Ridge was also taken by the sport, as Suttle puts up a whopping 103, including a strike and two spares!
...Today Ridge and Yolanda take in the National Zoo, a stop I shall forgo due to the amount of walking involved. An Ollie stop is the only other definite on the agenda.
...Our digs at the Hawthorn Suites here in Alexandria are wonderful. Yolanda and I have the property pegged as a converted condo high rise, but our room is huge with full kitchen that is wholly unneeded as they throw in a hot breakfast in the morning and a happy hour with free booze and a buffet entree in the evening---making even the rack rate well worth the price.
May 25, 2005 (Published remotely from Alexandria, VA)
...Who ordered this freakin weather? Today mirrors yesterday's forecast rain, wind and a high around 58, so its indoor see and do today. The trip through the Shenandoah Valley proved wet but pleasant as we hit lovely Alexandria, VA early afternoon. Some automobile site seeing was thwarted by traffic and the like, so an early evening and its back to "work" today around the Library of Congress, the Supreme Court, the Smithsonian's Natural History Museum and perhaps Ford's Theater. Running out of go to my pc free time. Updates may be few and far between til Sunday.
May 24, 2005 (Published Remotely from Roanoke, VA)
…Well, day two of the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza proved to be well suited for a little "Holiday in the Sun:" very unproductive productivity. Nephew Ridge got in a few hours of board…The 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza originates from lovely Roanoke, VA this morning as we enjoy the last sunshine this morning that we may enjoy the week's duration. The forecast for the nation's capital is rain, wind and temps in the upper 50's. Not to fear, a half and half run this morning revealed a Wal-Mart Supercenter with dairy and outer wear to forestall the elements. Weather may necessitate a shift in plans, but we're confident all will be accomplished. Arrival in Alexandria expected around mid afternoon.
…In yesterday's happenings: the passage through the Shenandoah Valley proved a lovely 5 hour trip with a leisurely lunch thrown in. Our accommodations are more than adequate at the Sleep Inn, though we look forward to the Hawthorn property for our three nights in DC.
…NEWS ALERT---SUTTLE SHOOTS PAR! Yes, boys and girls, Suttle maintains his composure to post an even par 36 in yesterday's second and final round of Putt Putt in Roanoke. Yolanda and Ridge signed he historic scorecard that will now be proudly displayed at Suttle World HQ.
…Wind and rain compelled us to make an early departure from last night's Salem Avalanche game, but Salem Memorial Stadium is without a doubt the finest minor league facility we've seen to date (and that number is quickly approaching a dozen or more). A lovely mountain view, new ball park and friendly folks made for a good time had by all, albeit abbreviated.
…Yolanda has now decided Roanoke is the place to move
May 22, 2005 (Published remotely from Flat Rock, NC)
...OK---Suttle World is up and running on the road for the first time in its two year infancy.
...Though hectic, yesterday's getaway proved to be more seamless and efficient than expected. Of particular note was news of Tootie's move yesterday into her new home in Tryon, NC. We made a quick stop by on the way up and found both resident and residence in good stead.
...Ridge got in some board time (my term---not being fluent in the parlance) at the fine indoor skateboard facility near Brevard as Yolanda got in some shopping. Yours truly did yeoman's work scouting the countryside and making executive decisions regarding the fall's first annual Old Fart Golf Classic. Excepting Putt Putt that requires a schlep to Spartanburg, all the venues are within five miles of the Suttle World western North Carolina satellite office.
…"Regular golf" will take place at the nearby Highlands Golf Course and the Crooked Creek Golf and Country Club. Both are daily fee (the first being only 9 holes); both are in superb condition, including the bent grass greens; and both are cheap (under $30). The Golfland experience will take place at Orchard Park Golf Course, and is not your father's Golfland. The fully lit par 54/56 extends over 40 acres, is very well maintained and requires a great deal more shot making (with more clubs) than the average pitch and putt. Suttle forked over a whopping $10 and got in 9 holes---an ugly outing, but fun nonetheless.
…This morning its off to lovely Roanoke, Virginia. A short four hour trek, today should prove leisurely as well with only Putt Putt and a Salem Avalanche game tonight. While Suttle is the prohibitive Putt Putt favorite, he is also mindful of getting whooped by his spouse both on the "links" and the duckpin lanes during last year's Extravaganza. This is where the pics should start flowing. Many thanks to our always gracious host---my mama, who, following our departure this morning, will finally have the place to herself for a short while as the Herculean task of dividing, packing and moving/storing 90 years of Tootie must be affected. Tootie would seem to be acclimating well to her new environs in Tryon. More updates later.
…Memo to brothers of the broiler/grill: ensuring the propane supply is adequately flowing, makes for a much more amenable cooking surface.
…And we wonder what the poor people are doing today.
May 21, 2005
...Well props to all three of us---Yo, Mr. Bill and myself on a belated birthday celebration well done. Fine fellowship indeed, and the perfect send off as the beginning of the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza looms later today. The first leg of the trip is the shortest---a mere 2.75 hours to lovely Flat Rock, NC. An executive decision at the highest reaches of Suttle World has committed the site to remain active and updated whilst in abstentia. Step aside Charles Kuralt---Suttle World on the road from the nation's capital. All further information specifically related to the Extravaganza will be on this year's page. Suttle Security Council Daily Briefings will continue on an ad hoc basis, with the appropriate links to same. Included to date, is an index of the 9 Mystery Discs lovingly prepared for the voyage.
...Though printed out, there has been no time devoted to looking at the Preakness field, but I shall attempt to update with thoughts about same (yesterday's rant notwithstanding) well before the 6:09 post. A time that I hope will necessitate our pulling off I-85 to watch.
...Thanks in advance to cuzin Bill and neighbors for the their help in tending to the critters, etc... Mr. Bill indicates he may move in for most of the duration, which a most welcome relief, even at stately Roberts/Suttle Manor with its crack security staff.
...Oh yeah, Ridge finished the 8th grade yesterday at Tucker Middle School. He's getting in some time with some buddies before we hit the road and he returns to Gordon County for the summer. The lack of fan fare notwithstanding, it is a coup d gras indeed---with nephew Ridge "going away" as the Daily Racing Form might make in a notation for a horse that won with a lot of horse left.
May 20, 2005
...Having pocketed a 101 on his lone final, nephew Ridge Roberts is all but signed sealed and delivered (he's yours) as a member of the first ever Graduating class of lovely Tucker Middle School. Today the scholarly squire is treated to an early check-out courtesy of Sherry Cross, mama of previously mentioned buddy Alex Cross, and then its off for a frivolity with other friends, etc... It may well escape the resident boy genius, but is not lost upon Yolanda and I that Ridge has gone from surviving to nearly thriving within academia---a most refreshing change of pace, and a status that should serve Ridge well in the transition to the secondary level. "Upon further review": the nobility and serfs that dwell within the confines of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor would like to extend our most sincere appreciation to the entire faculty, staff and administration of TMS. Each has exceeded expectations in the performance of your most trying duties cheerfully and with great professionalism. As a small token of appreciation, we promise not to tear up the football field any more than necessary should Wiffle Atlanta move its operations to your campus.
...And wouldn't this be the appropriate time for Suttle to weigh in on his own educational endeavors? Glad you asked---with two big Cat classes under my belt, I can safely say that I take great comfort in having my continuing take regarding higher education to be confirmed with regard to the fact that the biggest difference between Harvard and Georgia Perimeter College is about $35,000 a year. On the level of core curriculum there's about as much difference in the material covered as there is in the defacto differences between Republicans and Democrats; or the proverbial, emmm, frog hair.
...Mr. Bill's birthday celebration had to be postponed until this evening due to Suttle's own continuing edumacation. Moke has already deferred, escaping to scenic Jekyll Island this weekend on a golf getaway. Still, I'm confident the dog will thaw well in time for an appropriate braising period. Fortunately there is yet more reason to distract us from our elder years---namely the fact that both of my parents individually responded to my birthday wishes to Bill email yesterday, on which they were blind carbon copied, by indicating they had received the email erroneously unlike the several others who copied me with their own birthday wishes sent to Mr. Bill---which, of course was the entire point. Perhaps I was adopted after all.
..."Second verse same as the first"---every year I complain about how silly the triple crown races are and inevitably end up devoting several hours of handicapping analysis to an event that I then feel obligated to wager and lose a few bucks on same. The 2005 Kentucky Derby proved no exception in any way shape or form (damn, I'm funny---at least to fellow handicappers). Well, tomorrow is the Preakness---the longest continually competed for piece of hardware in the good old US of A.---and I wouldn't know an entry if Mr. Ed came to the door and introduced the three year old himself. Still, be it on the road or not, we will find a place to view the 2 minute race tomorrow evening and maybe make a surprise appearance at Pimlico next week. Just box the 1,2 and 3 horses and you go home with extra bucks in your pocket, or such was the case BITD when the track always demonstrated a tremendous bias along the rail.
...It is yet to be determined if Suttle World will go to remote publication during the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza. It is doable, but one must weight the advantages with the hassle factor. Regardless, a decision and itinerary is forthcoming before Saturday evening's departure.
...In Stanley Cup action last night, Mark Messier ordered in Chinese food, caught a re run of Dirty Harry on the Superstation and turned in early. Meanwhile in ECHL Kelly Cup play the final round will feature Trenton and Florida. The best of seven series begins Saturday.
...No, I don't like the current Braves bullpen situation---nobody does, but anyone who tries to second guess Bobby Cox about personnel moves is dumber than dirt. The closer by committee thing has worked on rare occasion, and never forget the Shuerholz mid-season wizardry. Tough roadie, but thank God for San Diego. This weekend the ball club abets the crime against nature that is inter league play, with a trip to Boston.
May 20, 2005
...OK, so no updates yesterday, and an early commitment today make for a delay once again. Suffice to say Suttle World and the entirety of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor extend our most heartfelt best birthday wishes to cuzin Bill. He shares the anniversary with Joey Ramone, Pete Townsend and Ho Chi Minh. Given I blew it by erroneously doing all this May 9th, the SOTD has changed, but equally appropriate (see new fangled SOTD Archives for reference). Bill and Pete, of course, are still very much alive and well, and at varying times during their lives have bourn striking similarity to one another. They also share an affinity for Fenders. Neither is married. Well that's enough investigative reporting for one morning. Meanwhile Joey and Ho have formed a band in the after life---The Minhs consisting of Joey Minh, Ho Chi Minh, Johnny Minh and Dee Dee Minh. Their first album, "Third World 1 US 0" features the upcoming hits "I Got Your Post Traumatic Stress Right Here, Bungee Stick Blues and Love You Long Time." Ho, of course, is on drums, given his proclivity to beat folks about the head and shoulders. Tonight's class is at the Dunwoody campus, now doubt a drive down the Ho Chi Minh Trail is in order.
...Two big "school" days left in nephew Ridge's middle school career. No gripping over finals and the like, as Tucker Middle School would appear to have pretty much shut down operations over the past week or so. Don't ask me, I just sign the report cards.
May 18, 2005
...Early doings; ergo late updates today.
May 17, 2005
...Little to report this morning, as preparations are well under way for the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza. An updated itinerary finds cuzin Moke unable to hook up with us, due to unforeseen commitments in the ATL next week. Unfortunate for all involved as some looked forward of a "Crown Room" to which adults could retire to regain sanity. Fear not, we'll pick you up a Marion Barry pipe or some such. Also pleased to report that the first 8 Mystery Discs have been burned and sit rested, tanned and ready for the voyage.
...The Wiffle hits just keep on coming---two young men emailing yesterday to express varying levels of interest. I've ceded all personnel management to able Commissioner Jordan (not to be confused with Commissioner Gordon), given his efforts to get a fourth team into the mix.
...On to domestic duties and the like. Smoke em if you got em.
May 16, 2005
...Swartzberg. Mr. Bill Swartzberg, please pick up the white courtesy phone. See guys, the object of the game is to have fun; and rain soaked and all, it was definitely a fun afternoon. Opening Day for Wiffle Atlanta was a smashing success despite only two innings of play being affected. The rain wasn't a big deal, as it only fell for 20 minutes or so, but the field became an unplayable quagmire. So the Gorf Rats seminal outing will resume with the good guys up 9-2 after two innings completed. Major props to nephew Ridge who showed championship form in busting the first ever Wiffle Atlanta home run and grand slam, in our six run first. Suttle chimed in with three dingers of his own as we finished the second with four consecutive two out solo round trippers. Somehow I lost new acquisition Dan Boon in a trade for a bat that I never got, but, again, fun was the object and objective achieved. Regardless, memo to fellow Gorf Rats: I fart in your general direction. Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberry. Reckon running the Franco empire in my current Diplomacy game is starting to rub off.
...Busy week---banks to see, parcels to ship, apples to buy for the teachers as Suttle returns to the classroom as of Wednesday and then on to the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza that begins Saturday. A more complete agenda to come, but it involves visits with Suttle's family going and coming, with a stop one night in Roanoke for a ball game (Salem Avalanche---Carolina League (A)) and Putt Putt; and then on the the nation's capital for three days of the usual tourist stuff. Cuzin Moke has decided to hook up with us in DC for a few days, and has committed to some duckpin action while there. Pics to follow---duckpins is the antipathy of Mokeian scale, so it should prove most interesting, but then again, duckpin bowling is always interesting now, isn't it?
...Yes, as anyone who hits the grocery store could have told you for over a year, there is some inflation going on out there, but the Fed needs to back away from these rate hikes, for fear of slamming the brakes on an economy that's really doing quite well, thank you. Just close your eyes, click your heels and say "...there's no $8-10 trillion in unfunded mandates...there's no $8-10 trillion in unfunded mandates" and its all good. Memo to Chairman Greenspan: you've done a pretty good job in fighting inflation that didn't exist in the past, so let's please not get carried away with the small up tick that has now finally raised its not so ugly head.
...Lovely Roberts Gardens is really coming along for the 2005 season. Several flowering additions were added over the weekend in the botanical wonderland. New slide show coming soon.
May 15, 2005
...WIFFLE ATLANTA OPENING DAY!!! With the signing of Dan Boon, the Dirt Square Gorf Rats are confident of a quick start out of the gate, as play begins this afternoon at 4:00 in the friendly confines of Smoke Rise Elementary (OK, so its a 3 acre flat piece of ground---poetic license if you please---and if I ever spell license correctly on the first stab that rumbling in the distance you hear is the four horsemen of the apocalypse). We are most hopeful for a Larry sighting today, not only cause we need the boy, but believe it would be therapeutic for his occasional exile funk. That's not calling anybody out, its just all of are the opinion that being closer to Atlanta than Greenville, SC would be to everyone's liking. And now that I've finished running the life of the Rich household, its on to re-write Conical Law and find a cure for every disease known to mankind.
...With Sports Center running in the background another genius take has come upon me. We all know Suttle World solved the misfortunes of the demise of professional women's bowling and soccer by having them simply switch balls with one another. Therein lies the germ of an idea to solve the tedious nature of Neckcar and soccer in general---combine the two. Sorta like the long lost Moto-ball, but instead of using motorcycles, substitute the "Mountain Dew, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Cap'n Crunch, Monistat Chevrolet." Mix in a croquet mallet and soccer ball, and viola!---something more interesting than watching paint that has already dried.
...For those still keeping score at home, Florida has prevailed 4 games to two over Charlotte in the American Conference, while Trenton (NJ) and Alaska face off for a deciding game 7 in Anchorage Monday night for the National Conference title. The winner advances to meet Florida in the ECHL Kelly Cup finals. The Florida franchise is near Ft. Myers, so as the car drives, that's a mere 4927 mile commute. A neutral site in Munich would be closer.
...Hard to think of a more appropriate Agnes Scott commencement speaker than the world's smartest woman, Hillary Clinton. She's got such an impressive resume. Definite props are due for the Yale law thing, and since, she's ah, errrrr, well...gravy trained her alleged husband from Attorney General of the third world nation that is Arkansas all the way to the Senate leaving a trail of felonious activity in her wake. But bless her little genius heart, her run for the White House is going to have tremendous entertainment value. The media scrutiny (although 90% of the press corps will be voting for her) will reveal the real Hillary that Dick Morris so aptly described in his less than flattering "biography." Sure, she's the most dangerous threat to the republic since before Mary Jo Kopechne took a late night dip, but has as much of a shot at being elected as Betty Crocker (see George McGovern, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis and John Kerry). The gentle surfer is reminded that this in no way is an attempt to carry the water for the almost as despicable Republican party that also buys their votes---just from a different constituencies.
...While its refreshing to see the national retail sales tax finally getting some attention, its unfortunate that those who are reporting and commenting on same have no clue as to what the Fair Tax plan is about. No, its not a Euro style VAT. No, the poor don't get screwed. I know that reading thing can be a challenge, but a short peruse of the plan can easily dispel those erroneous notions. One caveat is that if you don't have a command of basic free market macro economics, don't bother and surrender your voter registration card to the nearest government official.
...Speaking of voting, this is an old take that I believe has yet to be published by Suttle World. Despite the legitimate concerns with "electronic" voting, let's assume the paper trail issues and the like can be resolved. With that under control, we've got opportunity galore to use the technology to its fullest. Consider if you will a trap door under each voting booth. The voter enters, and before casting any ballot, must first answer a few questions such as "Who's your congressman? Who's the chief justice of the Supreme Court? How many members are their in the House?" Fail the test, and the trap door automatically opens and sends to voter on a gentle and exciting ride to outside the polling place. This would also necessitate a long time Suttle take about mandating polling places be on at least the second floor of any building without elevators which could well reduce the tyrannical elderly voting block.
...Follow up on yesterday's announcement of the Cruis-O-Matic gig July 9 in Avondale Estates. Edward Tanner advises that its a 5 or 6 band affair, starting at around 6:00 (good old fart time) with a BBQ and such---so I'm guessing kid friendly. Of greater note is the headliner---The Cherry Splits. Very cool web site and in keeping with the retro feel of the evening. May have to lumber over to the thrift store and get some gear for the affair.
May 14, 2005
...Early email this morning from Cruis-O-Matic's own Edward Tanner who advises of another Atlanta gig---this time July 9 at The Mystery Spot in Avondale Estates. Its a 5 or 6 band affair with BBQ and the likes. Sounds like a hoot. See ya at the rock show.
...One more quick take and I'm off to restock on coffee and some sort of imitation American breakfast food product for the two teenagers still firmly ensconced in the arms of Morpheus. OK, let me get this straight---Iran wants to continue with their nuclear program, and given the energy crisis this middle east dictatorship must endure, one can certainly understand why. Some cynics suspects that their true motives are to create a nuclear device that could be lobbed at Israel or some other spot in the region. For this purpose, they're going to need some enriched uranium. Well that's where the good old USA comes in. We've got plenty of the stuff. much of it stored in neat little missiles. So Suttle World suggests we air mail them some until such time as Iran believes they've received their fair share. Next case.
May 13, 2005
...Things are moving Faster and Louder at Suttle World HQ much like the SOTD moving from the Sex Pistols yesterday to Lyle Lovett today.
...First, major props to nephew Ridge on his academic achievements of late. My man dutifully competed his Science final yesterday evening of his own accord to gain the extra 10 points afforded to those who complete the assignment and hand it in today. In the past 5-6 weeks, Ridge has raised his grade from a miserable failing level to what may well turn out to be a B. And in addition to this Herculean effort, he also brought home results of a standardized language skills assessment test in which he obtained the highest score of all students in his home room. Literacy lives! for this young man who is now truly Young, Fast and Scientific.
...On to the wonderful world of Wiffle, where the Dirt Square Gorf Rats are proud to announce the singing of Dan Boone to a lifetime contract. In doing so, Dirt Square Wiffle is now able to produce a complete roster and the ability to represent even in the absence of their fearless leader, yours truly. Wiffle Atlanta still needs another team or individual players, so call before midnight so you don't forget. Opening day is Sunday.
...Also on the Sunday schedule, Tuckerites will gather with torches and pitch forks at the ready to further strategize on our war against proposed new high density housing in our already overly congested area. The event, organized by several very dutiful citizens, will also be a meet and greet. "Hey, come on by and check out the deals---free hot dogs for the kids."
May 12, 2005
...Oh the humanity! It would seem as though several member of Congress where publicly pissed off, in that they had to evacuate the Capitol yesterday with the great unwashed little people. Word has it Maxine Waters is still looking for an exit, as the signs indicating same are just above her reading level; and while there will be no video taped evidence, the smart money is on a well deserved Rodney King beat down put on the "pilot" of the Cessna in question that caused the Chinese fire drill at the White House and Capitol Wednesday.
...Remaining under the rotunda we are within ear shot of the you just can't make this stuff up chamber. It was a shrewd prosecutorial move to take Sen. Clinton (Socialist-NY) off the table in the trial of former campaign finance director David Rosen. Rosen was brought down by a wire worn by Ted Kennedy's (Socialist-MA) brother-in-law (we've finally found one of merit---both Kennedy relation and brother-in-law). That in and of itself is enough to make one's day, but its difficult to imagine the "world's smartest woman" was wholly unaware of the entire deal that also may have involved her alleged husband. At the very least, one would expect the Senate to launch an ethics investigation, in that there would appear to be legitimate issues to investigate, and that there needs to be no merit for such Congressional investigations---see Newt. And speaking of Newt, the Georgia boy gone bad, says he's considering running for President in '08. Geez and I thought the fact that 90% of his recent books signings being in Iowa and New Hampshire was merely a coincidence. Newt is a Republican I could actually vote for, but given he gave up a lifelong dream of being Speaker of the House for a piece of ass, I cannot in good faith cast such a ballot for fear that, if elected, his finger might slip on the button during a similar encounter in office as he moves on to wife # 32.
...OK---here's an illegal immigration take I can sink my teeth into (so to speak). Suttle World's take has been in line with that of the Libertarian party, in that peacefully persons should be allowed to cross boarders freely. That does not mean a sovereign state does not have the right and duty to protect its own borders for any of a number of reasons. One such reason can be found in Yemen where health officials expect the number of new cases of polio to rise to well over 100---now the sixteenth "polio free" country to report an outbreak since 2003. You gotta screen folks for hideous contagion upon entry as was done on Ellis Island BITD. But generally speaking folks who want to sneak into this country and work, be good citizens and the like---fine, with the caveat that "peaceful" includes not pillaging the treasury for social services and the like. Same goes for folks Born in the USA (God, what a tedious tune that will never appear as SOTD). Speaking of which, the real Boss, Ross, and the Brain Surgeons will be here in G (gig) minus 80 days and counting.
...The fine new Warrendale Little League Cubbies page is finally up and running for their 2005 campaign---here.
May 11, 2005
...Still giddy over the news of the Brain Surgeons' American tour that includes the ATL. With Chapel Hill and Greensboro, NC also on their schedule, there could be a pseudo Haj in the making---assuming the gigs aren't on school nights, as Suttle prepares to begin his retooling next week. Further adjunct info---dear friend Sal in Boston, who provided the heads up about the coming tour, responded to my inquiry as to how to contact Ross by saying he was the one Dictator for whom he did not have an email address, so he just sent his FREAKIN CELL PHONE #! I shall endeavor to develop more testicular mass before attempting to dial same, in that I'm certain I'd get voice mail and that our phone would ring later (does Ross The Boss come up on the caller ID?)---a notion that is mind numbing in its magnitude. Additionally, Yolanda's research reveals that the stage on which they will perform in Chapel Hill will be soiled the previous evening by Caribou/Moose/Buffalo Face or whatever dude is calling himself now---we just know its not Manitoba. Link for tour dates here.
...Comforting news in yesterday's Wall Street Journal---seems as though JAMA and other medical journals are now going to actually scrutinize the clinical trials behind articles submitted rergarding the latest Faster and Louder drug to come down the pipe. As hard as it is to believe, it would appear as though some authors of said articles have selectively picked and chosen data that was favorable for a particular drug's safety and efficacy. Equally stunning, is the hunch these august journals have, that many of these articles are marketing tools for the manufacturers. "I'm shocked! Shocked!" But, come to think of it, there's really no reason for the medical community or public to be concerned. Per usual: the private sector need not be vigilant when the big brother is running the show.
...For those keeping score at home: in the ECHL, both best of seven conference finals are knotted at two games each. In the American Conference its Charlotte v. Florida. The National Conference features Alaska v. Trenton---yeah, as in NJ. Don't ask me.
...Those of you outraged at the murder of two young girls in metro ATL yesterday just don't get it. Sure the alleged perpetrator, dear old dad, was recently paroled with a record of violent crimes, but we've got to make jail space available for the really dangerous folks: drug users, prostitutes, etc... Yes its unfortunate that the young victims won't get to the fourth grade, but take comfort in knowing there's one less crack ho on the streets. Its not a stretch to congratulate government geniuses on two more victims of the War on Drugs.
...The state of Georgia, in keeping with our "we're number 49!" school rating, now has a statewide no smoking law on the books to take effect July 1. Of course its ridiculous for a proprietor not to be able to run his own bar/restaurant/Jiffy Lube as he sees fit, but the legislation also prohibits hiring discrimination against smokers, once again, impeding the ability of private business to conduct their affairs in the matter they choose fit. Again we give our thanks for big bro's continuing loving guidance of every human endeavor.
May 10, 2005
CORRECTION AND UPDATE
Ohfer two; its May 19 of course as cuzin Bill casually reminded me today in a phone conversation. Stabbed again by my incompetent staff. Alas, perhaps I'll get it right in a week or so.
HEAP BIG NEWS!!!!! BRAIN SURGEONS SET ATLANTA GIG---The Brain Surgeons (some old BOC folks a wife and Ross the Boss) tour the east coast and southeast extensively with recently announced tour dates---INCLUDING ATLANTA JULY 31!!!!!! Venue is the unheard of The North End
...OK---I blew it and failed to recognize yesterday's significant date in history. A belated happy birthday to cuzin Bill, Joey Ramone, Pete Townsend and Ho Chi Minh. All of this made for a difficult pick for SOTD: a Bill submission, a Joey or Pete tune or the Vietnamese national anthem. Decision made. Mr. Bill can count on those AARP (America's largest terrorist organization) to be soliciting you prematurely anytime now. Gene Roberts has been in recent weeks. Not exactly sure who the chap is, but he gets a fair amount of mail at stately Roberts/Suttle Manor, and this is by far the best to date.
...Wiffle Ball!!!! Opening day is set for this Sunday at 4:00. The specific Tucker venue is TBD, but the Gorf Rat nation has been advised to be there or be prepared for public stoning (no, the good old fashion/Palestinian kind). All other parties interested in participating should contact Suttle World or Wiffle Atlanta ASAP to get in on the hootenanny.
...Recap on the Norfcarliner Mother's Day getaway by nephew Ridge and I---pretty good roadie. We stopped in Spartanburg on the way up and got in 3 rounds of Putt Putt. Per usual: Suttle gets it to around -3 or so on the front side and then blows up for his usual 38 or +2. Not good when one cannot keep one's concentration through 18 holes of miniature golf. We finally arrived in Flat Rock about 9:00 and had the place to ourselves until around noon Saturday. Tootie settled in well and continues to show amazing improvement. Saturday night, Ridge and I headed up the mountain to Asheville to catch a Tourists game. It was my second Tourists game---the first in this version of McCormick Field, where we witnessed Single A ball at its best or worst depending on one's perspective. Very slow long counts, led us to leave it with them after over two hours at 11-4 in the top of the sixth. But you always see something you never have at any baseball game. In the top of the third Hagerstown had runners on first and third. Runner on first was caught in a pick off/run down attempting to steal first. In good piece of base running (one of the few decent plays we saw), the rundown allowed the runner from third to attempt to score. Ball comes to the plate, is dropped by the Asheville catcher who is then steam rolled by Hagerstown runner to score as they fell into a heap on the plate. Hagerstown dude pops up quickly and throws an overhand right to the back of the catcher's head. The benches cleared, and we're still scratching our heads as to what the hell happened. Hagerstown kid was ejected, but it happened so quickly there wasn't any chance for a verbal exchange on the ground. But these are the things we like about the bush leagues. Next up the Salem (VA---near Roanoke) Avalanche May 23 during the 2005 Summer Fun Extravaganza. Easy trip home Sunday afternoon arriving around 5:15.
...Yesterday was spent catching up on a few domestic duties and basically hibernating due to a combination of travel, sleep deprivation and no solid food for a week and a half. The food issue began to wane last night as the world's greatest wife was kind enough to prepare a simple but lovely meal involving ground beef that proved amenable to my still somewhat tender gums.
May 9, 2005
...Just getting back into the swing of things following nephew Ridge's and my Norfcarliner getaway over the weekend. Much to share, but just a quick site update for now with elaboration to follow later today. Suffice to say, with 3 rounds of Putt Putt on Friday, the wonderful hospitality Flat Rock affords and an Asheville Tourists game Saturday night made for a fine trip indeed.
May 8, 2005
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers everywhere!!! Yep, the wife is at it again.
My mother Doris, thanks for everything, my mother-in-law Pat, thanks for the love of my life, your son, Gene and all you do for both of us. Johnnie, thanks for being there for Pat, and Tootie. Tootie, I hope you continue on your road to recovery with god-speed. Oh, and certainly not least, a major happy momma's day to my beautiful sister Casie, soon to be momma of three, a job she (with the most able support and assistance of her husband, Chris) does very well.
A BIG shout-out to Duesenberg's own cadet, Clay. You're not a nobody any more. Plus a full scholarship from the Citadel!!! You go kid!! you make us all proud, and your momma very happy.
Thanks go out today to my husband most of all, for the down time. It did turn out to be a working weekend, but on my terms and to much less of a degree than the preceding 12 days. I think it's safe to come home now. Evil Yo has left the building.
Coffee, the birds and my garden call. I'm outta here.
May 6, 2005
...OK---its off for another frolic in Norfcarliner, so once again I leave you with a singular take and turn the keys over to the little lady once again til Monday.
...The aforementioned take isn't worth the bandwidth, but I'll explain. Saturday is Derby Day, and Suttle once again admonishes the gentle surfer that triple crown races are the equivalent of a McDonalds All American game (or really good high school athletes), as horses don't come into their own until at least the age of 4. But this is the only interest the sport of dying kings gets, so I'll weigh in on the Grade I stakes at Churchill Downs. Handicapping 3 year olds who have never run a mile and a quarter and never carried 126 lbs is silly in and of itself. Throw in a 20 horse field and you've got a stampede in lieu of a race, but that being said, Suttle has a few suggestions if you have a some sheckles lying around to put down on the event. Bellamy Road will go off as a well deserved favorite. The Beyer figure of 120 put up in a very impressive Wood Memorial win blows the rest of the field away, but a favorite hasn't won this race since Alan Greenspan was in diapers (the first time around). Ergo, I would box him in an exacta or two, but not put anything on his nose unless he goes off at or over 4:1 (highly unlikely). Another Nick Zito horse, Afleet Alex, should be close, and also have short odds at post. I also like Bandini (8:1), Buzzards Bay (20:1) and the long shot (50:1 in the morning line) Andromeda's Hero. Each shows improving form over their last 5 outings or so. Good spot for some show money and exacta boxing along with the aforementioned favorites. Will attempt to email Yolanda with final wagering to publish before post time, but $20 should hedge you to get at least your $20 back or even make a little money; or you could just pull names out of a hat due to the opening caveat.
...Props to buddy and Phoenix Rising legend Matt Bruner who won my teeth on eBay for $1.25. Shame on the rest of you! Matt says he'll send a check, but no need to hurry in shipping my hideous extractions.
May 5, 2005
...Word just coming in at this writing regarding "two small explosions" outside the British consulate in NYC, as the UK is at the ballot box (parliamentary elections today). Too early to know what to make of this event, except that its been quiet out there, too quiet Slim.
...Had the chance to revisit the concept of day baseball yesterday. Sunny and 78 as Tim Hudson put on a clinic going 7 and a third innings giving up 5 hits and 1 run (Braves win 5-2). Most remarkable was my departure from the concession stand after the second inning. After paying $4 for my bottle of water (hey, it was a big bottle) a voice from over my shoulder said, "pardon me, sir." I turned to see a 40 something fellow who continued while glancing at my t-shirt: "Are you really a Dictators fan?" Ah, well, yes sir I am. He then inquired as to whether I knew of Handsome Dick Manitoba. I proceeded to tell him that I was vaguely familiar with the fellow, and handed him my Hillbilly Dictators Jihad card. Another cyber applicant perhaps. That marked the second sporting event in the last week to which I've worn my fine new shirt, and received questions about same. This would seem to be an appropriate time to re-state my new mantra with regard to The Dictators.
...It would seem as though nephew Ridge and I are headed for the hills this weekend to assist in the relocation of Mama Tootie, catch an Asheville Tourist's game and give Ms. Yolanda a short home bound vacation. Given Flat Rock is our destination (2.5 hours from stately Roberts/Suttle Manor), we may well take the opportunity to get in a couple rounds of Putt-Putt in Spartanburg on the way up and/or back on Sunday---Mother's day with the only two mothers I got (at least in the genealogical sense).
...OK guys. You can do better than this! While over 225 folks have visited the auction, my teeth are only fetching $1.25 to date, and you only have until about 10:45 this morning (EDT) before bidding ends. Bid early and bid often! All proceeds go to the Suttle Dental Fund---a non profit charitable organization devoted to restoring my choppers, albeit store bought. At least bid it up to the $5 I paid for a 1966 Charlotte Checkers program won yesterday on eBay.
May 4, 2005
...No nephew Ridge sightings on TV last night which is somewhat confusing as the Turner South folks could have shown more crowd shots, given there wasn't a baseball game going on. Plus, given the blowout (FLA 11 ATL 6), the Tucker Middle School 8th graders departed early---excellent training to be an Atlanta sports "fan." Only indoctrination left to impart is late arrival and not knowing the score, much less the count, at any given time during the game.
...Speaking of which today is Suttle's day to attend Turnerland along with Montpelier resident Paul Waring (in town to close a heap big deal with Bell South) and the other usual suspects for the matinee against the Marlins. Gee, I can't wait for the water slide and Ferris wheel ride, and who knows, unlike the other 20,000 in attendance we may even watch the game a little. The gentle surfer may infer that Suttle believes Atlanta to be a bad sports town. Not true---Atlanta is an awful sports town. Should you have any doubts, ask the next few tomahawk owners you run across the difference between a curve ball and a squeeze play. The dumbfounded look appears shortly thereafter.
...Its a good thing Republicans are as stupid as they are or they might be dangerous. As it stands they've only managed to expand federal spending by 25% in the Bush years. But, of course, the only thing worse than a Republican is a Democrat, so I'll weigh in on how to manage this judicial confirmation deal. Memo to Sen. Frist: the Constitution (a good read that you may want to give a look see at some point) clearly states the Senate has the right to make its own rules. Senate rules, which by tradition are carved in stone as opposed to the very malleable House rules, allow for the 60 vote/filibuster deal. The constant whining of you and your colleagues is not going to get judges confirmed. So, here's what you do Bill---if they want to filibuster, let them filibuster---Strom Thurmond style. Let Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, et al take the floor for 40-50 hours at a shot. Its an object lesson that won't be lost on voters. No need to thank me unless you're going to close the Commerce and Education Departments. Then we can talk.
...Evidently the court has put a gag order on Suttle World with regard to the Michael Jackson trial, in that every time I see a "team coverage" story about the circus, I want to vomit. If Jackson did it, then convict him and send him away. Until such time: SHUT UP! Surely there are more important stories to cover such as the Rula Lenska's jay walking matter or whether Jennifer (insert "celeb" name here) has a bigger butt than last year.
...The Fed mistakenly omits a single sentence in yesterday's report and the markets go wild. Perhaps we should have the folks on Wall Street covering the Michael Jackson trial and get some people up there who will pay attention to little things, like say, corporate earnings, the dollar's value or consumer spending.
...Bartender! Another round of Slim Fast with a scrambled egg chaser please.
May 3, 2005
...OK---with mouth hole pain under control again, and other agenda items dealt with, its time for a little catch up. First the mouth: no big deal, its just that the onset of the more severe pain did not begin until Sunday when my supply of meds was approaching zero. Long story short---props to the the Imperial Federal Government for protecting me from myself. Yes, narcotics are heap powerful medicine and in my humble view, should only be used under strict medical supervision, but I do not require a glorified note from my mother (as in a written prescription) to get some freakin pain relief. Chalk up another victory in the war on drugs/civil liberties. Let's cover the bigger picture once again. With the exception of antibiotics, there is no justification for any drug (prescription or otherwise) to be restricted from any adult at any time! Someone else's drug abuse has no impact on my life whatsoever (except if they break into my house or mug me to support a drug habit that costs 10 times what a free market would charge if their substance of choice were legal), ergo STOP THE MADNESS! And those curious as to why I would leave antibiotics as the singular controlled substance on the menu is because the misuse of antibiotics can result in folks developing super bugs that can be transmitted though casual contact. That's called a public health and safety hazard. An individual's drug abuse/addiction is not.
...Props to the Associated Credit Union: "the credit union that cannot suck enough." Its a catchy phrase and so apropos. Seems as though a computer system upgrade was required, so the geniuses at ACU just decided to lock their doors Friday and Monday. No big announcement, nor even a sign on their drive through at the Beaver Ruin branch yesterday at 9:00. Just closed blinds and the silhouette of a half ton woman admonishing me "we're closed today!" Firing these morons later this month will equal the satisfaction of firing the phone company when we went with Vonage over a year ago. In the event the gentle surfer is at all confused about my opinion of my bank, allow me to put in other words. What's the difference between the Associated Credit Union and a bucket of shit? The bucket, of course. And if the changes affected over the 4 day weekend prevents my $15 Paypal payment from going through, they may as well start drawing straws at ACU to determine who'll serve as the hostage I'll be taking.
...Wiffle ball. Wiffle Atlanta spring training day 2 was a success, despite a light turnout. Props to Mr. Bill for showing up and to Larry for maintaining his consistency of magically disappearing or being a no show when previously committing to attend any given happening. Its comforting to know we can always count on you to be able to not count on you without warning, explanation, etc...BTW---crippled, toothless country boy (Suttle) got the win while going 13 for 16 at the plate with a couple of homers and about 15 RBIs in a short 3 inning pick up game. There's still plenty of room for individuals or teams to enter. Contact JK (Jordan) at the Wiffle Atlanta site.
...Jennifer Wilbanks has already received much more attention than deserved, but Suttle World feels compelled to weigh in anyway. First, I have the utmost sympathy for anyone participating in a wedding that involves more than 6 people. My experience is that 3 is the perfect number: Bride, groom and JP/clergyman. That being said, while there may be no criminal charges pending, that doesn't mean that everyone involved in getting to this hideous wedding and/or participated in the searches for the little bitch who was rolling around the Mountain time zone on a bus ticket bought two weeks before her "spontaneous" disappearance can't sue her. Defending 50-100 lawsuits should keep her busy for a while. It is well documented that Suttle World opposes the death penalty, but would be willing to make an exception for anyone who plans a wedding that involves 28 bride's maids and groom people. With the exception of Larry and Peggy's nuptials of a couple years ago and Karen and John Lanza's ceremony in Connecticut last October that we were unfortunately unable to attend, just say no to weddings. Perhaps we could shift the war on drugs to a war on big weddings.
...Watch a little closer at tonight's Braves game for a nephew Ridge sighting. He, along with 29 other Tucker Middle School 8th graders were chosen by the faculty as their favorite students and treated to attending tonight's ball game v. Florida. Good job my man. I trust your final grades in a couple of weeks will be equally as popular.
May 2, 2005
...So much fecal matter, so little time. Just enough time to update SOTD and report that spring training for Wiffle Atlanta went well. More details as time allows.
May 1, 2005
...Happy May Day, Comrade! How's that worker's paradise thing working out? Here in the "land of the (place where folks pay lip service to being) free", we scurry about early this Sunday morning to get our Maypoles secured, cause there's Wiffling to be done as Wiffle Atlanta carries on with its inaugural Spring Training get together this afternoon at Smoke Rise Elementary. The weather, my location and condition of my mouth hole would all seem to be falling into place for the 4:00 meet and greet. Despite the mild protestations of some in the Gorf Rat Nation about "he's only 15...," I would ask my fellow Rats as to what exactly you were doing this time of year when you were 15, and wasn't that about the time our emotional maturity peeked as well? Bottom line: Gorf Rats report for some fun, whether you like it or not!
...And Spring Training isn't the only item on the calendar for May 1. Despite a dearth of information from Skipper Sal, it does not escape Suttle World that the Warrendale Little League will hold their annual opening day parade this afternoon through the streets of Waltham, MA. This, of course, mandates the resumption of the McAdam Painting Co. Cubs page (2004 season page here). A Morse code like message did indicate the Cubbies won their first contest "on the road," but two consecutive losses leave our hero's slow out of the shoot at 1-2. Updates soon, and best wishes on your rite of spring. "Authorities report that if the fights between rival mods and rockers do not end, stricter security measures will be enforced..."
...Mega props to the world's greatest wife, Yolanda, for successfully completing "The Move." A Leon Uris novel? No, but about as long and tedious. Having now successfully overseen the migration of an entire office's infrastructure from point A to point B in a seamless manner over the weekend, the heavy lifting is done. She will return to the new digs today to ensure everyone has their lucky pencil and/or potted plant in just the right place. "Yolanda, did you know this toilet paper is only 900 sheet count? Yolanda, do we have any more Lemon Essence Sparkling Mineral Water?" Just a second guys til she puts down the copy machine, and she'll check.
...Word has it that the NBA playoffs have started. There are also rumors to the effect that nobody gives a damn (yet, anyway) and the Hawks still cannot suck enough.
...Derby Day this Saturday and I couldn't name a single entry, but that should change as Suttle World bones up on the race in the coming week. Once again, the gentle surfer is reminded that while the Triple Crown races gain the lion's share of whatever interest remains in the sport, that they are the equivalent of high school all-star track meets. All things being equal, older horses and mares always beat three year olds, cause a thoroughbred doesn't reach its prime until 4 or 5 years of age.
