Archives---July 2009
July 5, 2009...Suttle
World continues its clandestine operations, and is aided and abetted this
morning by cuzin Matt who courageously steps in this morning in the form
of a pinch hitter for Suttle World with a rare stellar Sunday edition of Bruner's
Texas Takes 
July 3, 2009...Props to cuzin Moke, who arrived at the Suttle World clandestine operation early yesterday afternoon. The security detail, in conjunction with the IT specialists have proclaimed the still hidden location of Suttle World to be fully and completely secure, and both rescue and attack canines stand at the ready should it prove necessary. Others may still gather for the holiday weekend confab about which Suttle World is sworn to secrecy---preventing the discussion of any other details. Suttle World could put it this way: will no one answer the phone tomorrow at the Tri Lateral Commission because its simply a holiday? An inquiring Bilderberger wants to know. Alas...
July 2, 2009 Short update from the field
...The clever gentle surfer has probably long since seen through Suttle World's inexcusable use of the sad and sudden death of Billy Mays as a beard for a clandestine operation upon which Suttle World has embarked. There is some truth in that presumption, and due to the nature of the top secret assignment, Suttle World is still not at liberty to disclose the remote location from where it has published these past few days. Nonetheless, this mission has been made that much more difficult by Billy shuffling off this mortal coil without warning. Billy Mays was America much more than those US flags made in China that folks will wave in blissful ignorance come Saturday, Independence Day. He was loud (for the record: Mays said, "I'm not loud. I project."), brash, annoying and sold 15 gagillion units of everything from soap to mops to super putty glue. He was also a real guy with a real family, and had a well adjusted, self-deprecating sense of humor.
...Suttle World has now successfully diverted the gentle surfer's attention to the cryptically mentioned covert operation in which it is now involved. Details to follow when cleared by security, and at least cursory updates will continue until further notice. Stay tuned, and may God bless Billy's Oxy-Cleaned soul.
...Same stuff, different year. Today marks the completion of the brother of Suttle World's 43rd successful revolution of the sun, and is also the 233rd anniversary of the ratification of the Declaration of Independence by the Continental Congress in Philadelphia. Despite copious notes and records maintained by many of the delegates, there is very little written about anything happening on July 4, 1776, excepting that the Declaration was made public, and signed only by Hancock and one other white dude Suttle World can never remember.
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