Archives---February 2006

February 28, 2006

...AMF February.

...From the mail bag comes a flattering first installment of what hopes to become a regular Suttle World feature.  As previously advised, cuzin Matt and wife Kelly are nearing the end of their migration from metro Atlanta to rural Texas, and our intrepid transients have promised the periodic update from the Lone Star State's hamlet of Coldspring.  Major props to Bruner---the original author of SOTD from nearly 35 years ago.  The gentle surfer is encouraged to join cuzin Matt in a rocker on the front porch for the prairie perspective.

...Also from the mailbag this morning comes a lengthy reply from none other than Handsome Dick Manitoba who extends his greetings, anticipates our trip to NYC and explains that he never goes to the Joey Ramone Birthday Bash.  No surprise performances of "Animal" were expected, but his correspondence pretty much shuts the door on any such happenings.  Still, we expect to be able to bask in the glory of the Handsome One at the world's greatest bar:  Manitoba's, 99 Ave. B, NYC. 

...Speaking of the 2006 Spring Hajj This Joey/Bill Birthday Bash, alternate forms of transportation are now being sought if that el-cheapo air fare doesn't come along; and rather viable alternatives at that.

February 28, 2006

...Having teased the gentle surfer long enough, it is on the next to the last day of the year's longest month---Monday, February 27, 2006 that Suttle World makes its official proclamation:  The is proud to announce The 2006 Haj This Joey Ramone Birthday Bash.  Yes, boys and girls its a done deal, save waiting for an air sale.  Tickets are firmly in hand. A tremendous lodging deal has been found in the form of a one bedroom Courtyard by Marriot Suite in beautiful downtown Newark (actually close to the airport)---large enough to accommodate at least two adults and Jihad Cadet nephew Ridge Roberts who will be making the journey as well.  This is the fifth such celebration, following Joey's untimely death in 2001.  The lineup for the 2006 extravaganza has yet to be announced, but has always included luminaries that only the devoted follower of the righteous lower east side have come to know and love.  More details to come, but for now the tentative schedule has us flying into Newark (EWR) the evening of Thu., May 18 and departing the following Sunday afternoon.  Can Suttle World justify the expense?  No, but the chance to re-visit Manhattan, show Ridge the sights and rub elbows with the stars at Manitoba's is about as good as it gets.  "[We're] gonna make some noise!"  Of course, others are welcome to make to trip/pseudo Hajj (how the hell was Suttle World supposed to know Hajj had two j's in it and now faces the dilemma of making the necessary multitudinous corrections)---contact Suttle Adventure Travel for all your Joey needs.  One, two, three, four...!  As an aside, to date only cuzin Sal  has replied to inquiries about the interest of other Jihadists.  Mercifully, he predicts his attendance from Boston.  Surely the Lanza's can make time in their busy schedules to shlep in from the tres' chic surroundings of Connecticut to at least allow us to buy them dinner during our stay on that magical. mystical island they call Manhattan.  Making the gig would be cool too.  The Robster is silent as well.  Yo, bro---you got 3 months to work this sucker out---bring Mrs. Rob, if for no other reason than to disprove those unsavory rumors about "imaginary" and such.

...Shout out to cuzin Matt who checked in a couple of times over the weekend.  Though not finished, the Bruner household's migration to the Lone Star state is nearly complete.  Matt has volunteered periodic updates for Suttle World from Texas, and given his superior command of the language and keen insight into the human condition, the gentle surfer is urged to stay tuned for future updates.

...Was it just me or did David Love, III mail it in yesterday afternoon in the finals of the WTC match play.  Yes, as golf goes, it was a grueling week, but dude looked like Suttle having a bad day on the links while trying to beat dusk at Chastain playing the last several holes with the first club one can grab.  Pop would not be proud.

...Time to check the travel sites.  We want to bring in air at or under $200 (total---taxes, fees, bullshit included); and, that, boys and girls, is gonna take some work.  Come on Air Tran!  We're ready when you are.  Another treat to add to the Suttle World itinerary---that will make for five separate body cavity searches in three short months---3 endoscopic procedures (two upper; one MUCH lower) and three legs of air travel.  The first of these flights is to lovely Wilmington, NC a week from tomorrow (March 7).  Its a one way ticket purchased with a dear old Mom's credit card/a different last name than Suttle.  This has already put the TSA on Def Com 5 in preparation for my arrival, given the situation will run (add in only carry on luggage) every red flag in sight up their respective flag pole.  Mohammad with shoes made of C5 and a goat in tow would get less attention than I expect.  But it gets better.  After the orifice inquisition I get to drive a 16 foot truck across the Tar Heel state to beautiful Flat Rock.  Calgon, take me away!  Gee, see announcement in today's first graph for relief.

February 26, 2006

...The early rising gentle surfer is reminded that the gold medal game in men's hockey will be televised live this morning on NBC beginning at 8:00.

...Speaking of the winter games, if its curling the gentle surfer wants, then its curling the gentle surfer gets---a mere 650 miles from stately Roberts/Suttle Manor.  Yes, a quick Google of the subject reveals the Potomac Curling Club in Laurel. MD (between DC and Baltimore---the home of Laurel Race Way and the town where George Wallace was shot in a shopping center by Arthur Bremer---good trivia question).  They've got the ice, leagues, etc...  Couldn't find out exactly how much or when one can roll up and slide a rock, but there it is for your next foray to our nation's capital.  All other curling "arenas" are located in the upper mid-west.  This is quickly making metro DC the vacation epicenter of the universe....Putt Putt, Major and Minor League baseball, duckpin bowling and now curling!

...Nephew Ridge arrived safe, sound and with all possessions in place about an hour behind schedule on the Greyhound bus from Savannah last night.  Reports are that my young man enjoyed his visit with sister Jessica and her buddy Hogan, but will pass on leaving the driving to others in the future, having found some of the patrons a tad unsavory.  Next trip may well be a bit more up scale.  We shall see.

...Shout out to buddies Bill, Moke and Larry who were kind enough to grace the new and improved stately Roberts/Suttle Manor yesterday wiling away the afternoon in Champagne Gino's Two Tub Men's Club while swapping stories, taking in hoops and golf and listening to the Underground Garage.  Speaking of satellite radio...cuzin Bill is the only one with whom Suttle World has been able to compare and contrast XM and Sirius.  Bill falls squarely into the Sirius camp, having some extensive experience with both to date.  Cuzin Larry promises to not be such a stranger in the future and Suttle World certainly hopes that to be the case.  About as much fun as old white guys can have on a rainy Saturday in Februgly.

...A brief surf does not reveal details of the injury to GW center Pops Mensah-Bonsu, but his presence was not missed yesterday as the Colonials extended their all time school winning streak to 15 with a 78-67 road win against Fordham.  Now 23-1, Pops will sit out the last three games of the regular season and perhaps the A10 tournament.  Bring on March Madness!

...AMF to Don Knotts who will not be down for breakfast this morning after being "nipped in the bud" at the age of 81.  Barney Fife is a true American icon and very few folks can lay claim to such universal recognition.  And The Ghost and Mr. Chicken is a classic of American cinema.  "They used Bon-Ami" you know?

...Back to playing Louis Pasteur, Jr.

February 25, 2006

...Visitation and services for Ms. Betty J. George, mother of Joel DeCaro, will be held today outside Cleveland.  Ms. George's obituary appears here.

...Quick update this Saturday morning as the demands of academia call for a utilitarian plan while still enjoying the absence of nephew Ridge who returns from Savannah tonight.

...Shout out to buddy Jordan for last night's hockey trivia give and take email exchanges.  Appropriately spaced, they provided blessed relief while doing battle with the bacterium of the world on the "intellectual" level.  Gee, two weeks now since Suttle almost bit the big one, but "I'm getting better."

...A vague reference from the cryptic department:  deal nearly done.  The eagle soars with midget pandas.  Full blown announcement forthcoming.  From the party down Garth department comes today's soirée at Champagne Gino's Two Tub Men's Club in stately Roberts/Suttle Manor where none other than Larry Rich has promised to make a special guest appearance.  Jimmy Hoffa is gonna give him a lift.  "You just wait and see."

...Speaking of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor, props to new buddy and handy dude extraordinaire Brian Mooney (will provide link for contact info once clearing with him) for the installation of various bathroom fixtures in the newly remolded master lavatory in the north wing of the estate.  Work on the project nears completion.  Once again, "two seats, no/less waiting."  Gee, digging that extra hole took longer than expected.

...The many kind thoughts and wishes expressed by folks over the past couple of weeks were greatly appreciated.  It is this weekend though, that Suttle is truly in need of your prayers, as the next several days are spent living with the world's greatest wife who just happens to be enjoying the symptoms of pre menstrual syndrome on steroids, literally.  Poor dear is taking Prednisone to deal/heal with a generalized dermatitis---rejoicing in the glory of the side effects of same while all the while entereing what we here in the land of the shoeless delicately refer to as FTS, or, fixin' to start.  "Jebus, save me!"

January 24, 2006

...The obituary for Joel DeCaro's mother, Ms. Betty J. George, appears in today's online edition of the Cleveland Plain Dealer.  Details of the services also appear in yesterday's SSC Briefing.

....OK, so where does one go curling?  No doubt Google knows and efforts to obtain information about such things are forthcoming.  Yes, its idiotic in general, especially when elevated to Olympic status, but if you passed a place that said Billy Bob's Curling and Taxidermy, you'd stop and check it out.  Slide a few rocks/boulders/whatever the hell it is and sweep like an epileptic crack ho.  A business model, no?  No.

...Speaking of business models, Suttle World has officially cast aside the non-official non-profit status it has enjoyed until now.  Excepting the quarter glued to the monitor at stately Roberts/Suttle Manor paid by nephew Ridge a couple years back for an online ad regarding his burgeoning yard work enterprise, Suttle World has been run with all the economic efficiency of FEMA.  If Suttle World "attempts to make a profit" it becomes a legitimate business for tax purposes.  Seems to me that if Suttle World sets up a cheesy online store with a few t-shirts it had printed, all these massive expenses now being incurred will become at least partial write offs.  And so instead of continuing with microbiology work, Suttle devoted a good amount of time to "designing" and pricing same.  Look for the Suttle World Observation Deck Souvenir Shop coming soon to a browser near you.  HDJ gear?  But of course.

...Shout out to cuzin Bill who stopped by for a visit yesterday evening.  A couple hours basking in the glory of the Handsome One while swapping stories, etc... was a refreshing change of pace from our now somewhat reclusive buddy currently ensconced in the new job thing and re-emerging music ventures.  When I get Cruis-O-Matic signed with you guys, all I ask is attribution and the ability to sell same at the Suttle World Observation Deck Souvenir Shop.

...Speaking of catching up, GW came back from a three point half time deficit to whoop the Frenchies of La Salle Wednesday night in DC.  Five Colonials in double figures as sixth ranked George Washington moves to 22-1.  Next up, Fordham Saturday afternoon.  Hey, La Salle was 17-7 going into Wednesday night.  At least my boys got some time on PTI this week, but only to point out that they're probably overrated, and that from two DC based/Post sports writers.

...Ah, morning with the Greaseman.  Probably won't last for long, but sure is fun to re-visit the Ring-Dang-Do on occasion.

February 23, 2006

...It is with humble regret that I report the death of our friend Joel DeCaro's mother, Betty George, Wednesday night in Ohio.  Though we have only exchanged copious amounts of email over the past several months, I have come appreciate the privilege of his correspondence and see between the lines to that of a good man who has dutifully endured a most tragic set of circumstances.  Yolanda and I keep you in our thoughts and prayers as you continue down this most difficult road.  Stand tall my friend, you are more than deserving.  Arrangements are being handled by the Sunset Chapel, 6265 Columbia Rd.,  North Olmsted, Ohio 44070.  The family will receive friends at Sunset Chapel on Saturday from 2:00 until 4:00 and again from 6:00 until 8:00.  A memorial service will follow at 8:00.

February 22, 2006

...Pleased to report nephew Ridge arrived safely and ahead of schedule in Savannah yesterday evening courtesy of the good folks at Greyhound.  Shout out to niece Jessica and buddy "HOGAN!" (sorry just had to get that one out of my system.  It shall forevermore be retired on this end).  Trust our very own Teengereate will comport himself in the gentlemanly manner to which we have all so pleasantly come to enjoy.  Ridge's return passage is Saturday night.

...Shout out to class mate Marion.  For starters, with a name like Marion, its gotta be good folk, but more specifically I am greatly indebted for the sharing of her good and hard works that will allow me to carry forth/catch up despite my absences of last week.  Suttle World never tires of the pleasure of making the acquaintance of pleasant people.

...Ever try to throw away a garbage can?  Tougher than the gentle surfer might think.  Write a note you say.  Major props to my hard working brothers and sisters of the DeKalb Sanitation Department, but if literacy were a skill possessed by our Waste Management Engineers...

...Cryptic mission continues on course.  Safety disengaged and hammer cocked.  The red fox only runs at night.  Details still embargoed.  Stay tuned for updates as they happen.

...The sixth ranked mighty fighting Colonials of George Washington University meet up against A10 opponent La Salle (17-7) tonight in DC at the Smith Center.  Be sure to catch all the action live via streaming audio from our good friends at WMET  AM 1160..."Washington's Talk Radio" 

February 21, 2006

...Well, what was believed to be back at around 90% turned out to be more like 70%, but no worse for the wear, as Suttle World resumed normal operations yesterday for the first time since the onset of the gastric ordeal of 10 days ago.  The two half mile shleps proved more challenging than thought, but far from devastating, indicating a drastic improvement in the constitution of Suttle's blood.  Official word on such things should be available by week's end.

...Little to bring this morning which works out well, for there is little time.  Nephew Ridge accompanies his aunt to work this morning, will be picked up by Suttle around 11:30 following yet another lovely doctor's appointment and crams the boy on Greyhound for his jaunt to Savannah.  Portable DVD player? Check.  MP3 player loaded and ready? Check.  Game Boy? Check.  The gentle surfer is advised to consider getting down on some Duracell shares before the market opens.

...Yes, SOTD is genius once again and attributable to the same inspiration that was discussed yesterday.  Indeed we forget from time to time, but this is why we really do like Neil Young.  Also, props to Manitoba on playing Manitoba.  HDM treated us to a DFFD cut last night with no mention of his "former band."  We continue to hold out hope, but are somewhat realistic regarding the current line/odds.  And where oh where are the replies from fellow Hillbilly Dictators Jihadists regarding recent ruminations?

February 20, 2006

...Yes,  this morning's SOTD is genius, and for those who may have never heard, or forgotten about one of the great rock parodies in the history of the genre---a brief bio can be found here from our friends at allmusic.com.  Alas, Suttle World cannot claim any stake in the genius designation.  Just another perk of being an occasional denizen of the Underground Garage.  Suttle World may find itself in the garage more frequently in the coming days, as consideration is given to lowering the 24/7 info input level along with a few other lifestyle changes in lieu of last week's hideous happenstances. 

...No particular President's Day take, except that if you have the day off, enjoy.  If you don't have the day off, enjoy.  Suttle World has lent a fair amount of study to Oval Office dwellers over the years, but has nothing special for the special day set aside for the 43 dudes (actually 42 cause Cleveland counts twice) who got the gig.  Some were pretty damn good chief executives, others pretty much sucked.  Its sanguine takes such as these that causes Suttle World to highly recommend the Political Science Department at George Washington University.

...Speaking of lifestyle changes, Suttle World reluctantly opens the inbox and solicits any and all advice and counsel with regard to smoking cessation, stress reduction, etc...  The gentle surfer is urged to keep the KQ (Kumbaya Quotient) to a minimum.  Spare me your epiphanies.  Just the facts mamm.  Just the facts.  Different verse---many thanks to all who have called and/or emailed with their well wishes.  Greatly appreciated beyond my capacity..."Can't Explain" and all that.

...From the grateful to the cryptic.  Storm clouds of fun may well be seen forming on the distant horizon.  Kreskin checks in to collaborate, indicating he has a vision of  country folk, silver birds, tall buildings and wonderful thunderous sounds.  And the words May and cheap keep speaking to him repeatedly---familiar faces in familiar places still unknown to at least one young man.  Like, are you gonna Bogart that bong all morning or pass it over here, man?  Hint:  Ho Chi Minh.

...Back in the world with the blue sky, props to our buddies at Greyhound.  Nephew Ridge is taking a short winter hiatus to visit his sister, niece Jessica, in Savannah this week as DeKalb County schools inexplicably take a week off.  Booking and picking up the ticket in Hapeville yesterday couldn't have been more seamless due to a good web site and professional competent personnel.  Yes, we're talking about the bus here.  Gonna let the young man leave the driving to them when he boards Tuesday afternoon for the four hour, limited stop voyage.  Should be a very positive experience for each and every party involved.  Nephew Ridge makes his return ride on Saturday.  Also, major props to nephew Ridge for watching out after his aunt Yo lately while continuing to redouble his academic efforts.  Good job young man.  One of the reasons I bought three of em (see aforementioned cryptic shit).

...Generally speaking, me thinks I'm about 90% now---a theory that will have an appropriate field test later this morning as Suttle resumes his regularly scheduled programming.  A lot of catch up to do---just not as Faster and Louder for the time being---figuratively, of course.  An actual listening of Faster and Louder by any means available is a tried and true Suttle World best bet stress reducer.  "mow the lawn/Faster and louder/get an ulcer/Faster and louder...later homes!" 

February 19, 2006

...Suttle World is thankful for many things, among them that it does not share the dilemma being experienced by many a gentle surfer today as to which event to watch.  The Olympics, Daytona 500 and NBA All Star Game fill the Sunday airwaves/co-ax, and while the rest of the country is hurriedly putting fresh batteries in the remote, Suttle World wonders as to whether there is a device precise enough to measure it's lack of interest in any.  Shuffleboard on ice, 4 hours of left hand turns and a meaningless basketball game (not that much different from any other regular season NBA contest)---thanks, but no thanks.  Suttle World foresees a Sunday of microbiology and the dulcet tones of The Stooges, MC5, et al in lieu of the aforementioned "sports" extravaganzas (after "going to church"/Sunday ritual Georgia Gang, Sports Reporters, Meet the Press, This Week Really Without David Brinkley, of course).  This is not to be dismissive of the aforementioned events.  If you're in the process of breaking out your Ernie, Ricky or Dale gear, have a blast.  Can't wait for those mogul finals?  God bless.  Can't wait to watch a bunch of great athletes bump around generally having a good time?  No problem---not a couch potato hatah' here.  Its just that color of the sky in Suttle World is blue, and...

...No doubt the gentle surfer was listening along with the streaming audio from our friends at WMET  AM 1160..."Washington's Talk Radio," and flagship station of the mighty fighting Colonials of George Washington University last night as GW dispensed with the Spiders of Richmond.  The seventh ranked Colonials are now 22-1.  They have now won 14 consecutive games---a school record set in the 1935-6 season.  Yes, Suttle World is very concerned that the team, while experienced, extremely athletically  gifted (4, maybe 5 NBA draft possibilities) and very deep, it is untested and will remain so until the NCAA tournament (a likely match up against Xavier in the A10 tournament finals being the lone exception).  And folks wonder about the ulcer thing---so much about which to be vitally concerned.

...Cartoon take coming---maybe.  Suttle World may eventually find the entire ordeal too stupid to be worthy of the keystrokes.  The recently re-raised voice of Rev. King's message of non-violence has barely fallen silent, but one wonders as to whether a general beat down to be the best course of action regarding this whole affair.

...From the for what its worth department comes the aforementioned WMET  AM 1160..."Washington's Talk Radio," that also features Doug Tracht during morning drive a/k/a The Greaseman Show!  At last check our blacklisted (perhaps a poor choice or words) "bud-bud-buddie" was still pumping out his tried and true bad self on a fledgling "network" of 6-8 low power AM stations in and around DC/northern Virginia.  I cannot defend his off the cuff remarks.  I do not believe Tracht is a bigot.  Suttle World is also well aware that his shtick is sophomoric and such, but he plays radio like a delicate instrument as well as only a half dozen folks or so Suttle World can recall in the history of the medium.  Perhaps this further proves how easily amused Suttle World is, but the guy is still funny.  If nothing else, imagine maintaining that intense persona live 15-20 hours a week---rather impressive.  Doing that much regular talk radio is tough enough.  Just ask Sean Hannity.  

...OK, I confess.  I watched and really enjoyed the Carly Simon on the QE II "concert" on PBS last night.  Girl friend looks great and her pipes are still in pretty decent shape.  This affords another opportunity to thank God that she and John Elway never mated.

February 18, 2006

...Free to a good home:  one "large" peptic ulcer.  Housetrained (doesn't bleed anymore) and comes with a month's supply of "little purple pills"/Nexium.  Will attempt to disappear if treated with care.  Yes, boys and girls it was indeed an ulcer.  Though fairly well sedated during the procedure, I do recall the good Dr. Edelson calling the RN over to peer through the scope to behold what was evidently a text book view of the sucker.  The prognosis is good.  Take the Nexium. Don't take any more ibuprofen (15 years of daily mass consumption of the stuff is our suspected/certain culprit here).  Stop smoking---for real this time; and its all good.  As stated, the internal bleeding has stopped, so the dead man hobbling symptoms of last week due to hemorrhaging should soon disappear as well.  Still a ways to go, but at least we're headed down the right road. 

...The events of the past week leave Suttle World tempted to get sappy regarding the good fortune enjoyed and love and concern shown by so many.  Alas, it wouldn't work out, given my limited command of the language.  Suffice to say I am most grateful for the care of several true physicians and the many who have been so kind as to extend their  telephone and e-regards.  Most importantly, as usual, the lion's share of credit goes to the world's greatest wife to whom I already owe my very life.  Seems as though she took all that "for richer or poorer; in sickness and in health" stuff seriously.  Suttle World has little doubt we're headed towards the nicer/more better part of those equations soon.

...That's enough for this morning---still moving at a slower pace.  Suttle World wishes the gentle surfer a glorious President's Day long weekend (remove LBJ, Nixon, Carter and Clinton and it makes for a pretty nice holiday/commemoration too).  Suttle World also begs the indulgence of the gentle surfer for the more rambling, less cogent than usual rants---again, not hitting on all cylinders quite yet.

February 17, 2006

...It was not the intent of Suttle World to publish quite so early this morning, but sleep deprivation affords many opportunities, including early publication.  Yes, Sleepwalking with the Stars is all the overnight rage now at stately Roberts/Suttle Manor, and the world's greatest wife has quite wisely chosen to confine her somnambulism to between the sheets.  Its much safer than bumping around the house or neighborhood and also affords the entertainment value of Suttle being able to witness the St. Vidas Dance in all its glory.  But given that I've had the chance to catch the third act several times now (which includes a really spectacular fireworks display during the big finish's tribute to dental floss), I thought I would forgo yet another viewing and spend some time with the gentle surfer.

...The early bird catches the worm; and in this case it was a fine catch indeed, finding a brief email reply from none other than the Handsomest Man in Rock n Roll/King of Men/the one and only Handsome Dick Manitoba.  A real treat as always, especially the "love to the wifey-poo" reference, that has been forwarded to many a dedicated Suttle World surfer.

...On to business.  Props to the good Dr. Edelson and his staff for seeing me yesterday afternoon and arranging for this morning's visit with cram cam as it is shoved down the old throat, esophagus, cardiac, fondus and pyloric regions of the belly---including a possible guest appearance by the duodenum---in search of the cause of Suttle's oil leak.  No doubt same will be found, treated and a resultant return to the living for the drip in question. Even better, I get to fork over a $200 co-pay for the privilege and write a check in a similar amount to explore the other end next month.  You just can't beat fun at the old ball park.

...The Ford Torino Games...Olympic hockey is really fun.  The larger ice surface and talent distributed well around the world makes for some great action.  So put one in the win column for Torino, but Suttle World must admit to still warming up (damn, I'm pretty funny for a feeble fellow at such an ungodly hour) to the red skeleton thing.  And yes, several "environmental" groups have approached the IOC about dialing back the Olympic flame---global warming and all you know.

January 16, 2006

...Though still awaiting a definite determination of exactly which of my gaskets is leaking, it feels as though the old hematocrit has made some adjustments allowing for some degree of function.  Many would argue that Suttle World has long dwelled in an oxygen deprived environment, but this is a bit different---sorta like moving from Miami to base camp on Everest.  At first one feels rather woozy due to the "thin" air, but then begins to acclimate by pumping out more red blood cells to compensate.  Consequently, this morning I feel more like a 87 year old as opposed to a 107 year old as has been the case for the past 72+ hours.  Fascinating, no?  Correct---not interesting to anybody save me; even less interesting than the Vice President being involved in a hunting accident.

...Speaking of which....Poor Democrats---they've got nothing, zero, zip, nil, nada---seizing upon Quailgate with both hands.  And, per usual:   the GOP has little more other to point out how silly their colleagues on the other side of the aisle look by trying to capitalize on an unfortunate event involving some old white folks in rural Texas.  The gentle surfer knows the routine:  just close your eyes, click your heels together and keep saying "there's no $8 trillion debt...there's no $8 trillion debt...there's no $8 trillion debt..."

...Now #7 George Washington (AP---#8 in USA Today/ESPN poll) squeaks by the Minutemen of UMass 69-66 last night at the Smith Center in DC to up their record to 21-1!  Meanwhile, at the other Smith Center (a bit larger and about 275 miles south), the diaper dandies of Carolina come from behind to hand Tech their 8th loss in their last 9 outings.  Regardless of allegiances, one had to simply enjoy ACC hoops at its best (at least in the high drama department).  Props to Tyler Hansbrough, who set Carolina and ACC freshmen scoring records by dropping 40.  The last Tarheel to reach that mark was Charlie Scott!

...Shout out to former neighbor, cum North Carolinian, Peggy who was kind enough to stop by Monday to say howdy during a foray through her old stomping grounds.

February 15, 2006

...Suttle World sends a belated hidey-ho and apologies for the interruption in its fastidious daily updates.  Alas, Suttle took ill Friday evening and has simply not had the energy to knock out a couple of graphs since.  No more energy this morning, but an explanation/diagnosis in the hand is worth a bushel basket full of concern in the mind (or some such stretch of an analogy).  Bottom line:  Suttle has "iron poor blood"/is "vewy vewy anemic." (Elmer Fudd, MD).  The old red blood cell count comes in at about half of where it should be.  Why?  Though it will require in insertion of a variety of implements of destruction in various orifices to confirm, the smart money is on a peptic ulcer caused by the use of mass quantities of ibuprofen over the past 15 years. The GI guy/MD will confirm same this week, and appropriate measures taken to affect recovery.  So the takes may be few and far between for the next few days---may turn the keys over to a sub for a while, so as not to leave the little people without these august daily pontifications. Just entertain yourself with the skeleton competition in the mean time.  

...Quick shout out to warm close personal friend IV Waring of Montpelier.  Pops Waring forwarded the scoop on senior night for the mighty Solons of Montpelier High School.  One can envision nothing but the greatest of success and prosperity for the BC bound young man, and I very much look forward to hooking up later this year at the second annual Peachtree Old Fart Golf Classic.  If there's a layover in DC, I'll pick up some Ollie's.  Suttle knows the route between Ollie's and Dulles rather well now.  Nap time.

February 10, 2006

...Though becoming a bit more understandable, this still has a high AQ (amusement quotient).  The good folks in Athens have proudly announced the establishment of an alcohol education center at the University of Georgia.  One presumes, students can avail themselves of the resources soon to be put into place to learn---like making Jell-O shooters, and the proper use the beer bong.  Of course, a large project such as this requires a name and they've got it:  the John Fontaine, Jr. Center.  Some gentle surfers may wonder:  who the hell is John Fontaine, Jr.?  Answer:  a kid who chugged himself into the great beyond in 2000 between his other studious work while attending the school.  Some gentle surfers may also wonder if this is akin to the Pol Pot Genocide Education Center---a question to which Suttle World cannot offer a retort, excepting to point out that mom and pop Fontaine dropped $2 million on UGA.  Fair enough---donate that much cash and you get the building named the way you want.  Sorry about your loss; your generosity is appreciated.  The name is still dumber than dirt.  Vegas isn't impressed either where the line for most likely place to have one's shoes vomited upon is still Athens at 1:5.  The Dale Earnhardt Driving Safety Education Center can't be far behind.

...In other news of the Mit)hy we've got the burgeoning NHL betting hijinks.  Suttle World cannot be fooled as easily as might be thought.  This is a page directly out of the Wharton School of Business playbook:  when you're sport is teetering on the edge of extinction, there's nothing like a good gambling scandal to beef up public interest.  Add perfect timing---the league shutting down for two weeks for the Olympics (they're on deck) and leave the media with nothing but this story to highlight on the hockey page.  Einstein said that there are only two things that are infinite:  the universe and human stupidity.

...The Olympics:  as the opening ceremonies are now only hours away, Suttle World will not shoot fish in the barrel that is commenting on the tedium associated with same.  Instead, this little ditty:  the only American on the Olympic Executive Committee has been voted off the island.  "Brilliant!"  Actually, it does make a fair amount of sense.  Given the august leadership of Euros like Avery Brundage and Juan Antonio Sonofabitch, less U.S. influence is probably a good thing.  Just ask the judge from France.

...Memo to Green Mountain State residents:  beware of flying debris.  If cuzin Pops Waring got excited over a couple of last week's SOTD offerings, he's likely to involuntarily spew forth various bodily fluids with today's offering.

...#8 GW on the tube tomorrow---v. St. Joe's, ESPN2, 2:00 (EST).

February 9, 2006

...19-1 baby!!!  The best start in the history of George Washington basketball (a dubious distinction), as the mighty fighting Colonials dispensed with Dayton last night in the Smith Center with the ease one would expect from an 8th ranked team playing at home against Dayton.  Next up:  quick trip up I-95 to Philly to take on the Aspirins of St. Joseph's Saturday (2:00 ESPN2).  Unmentioned from Tuesday night was Carolina's loss to Duke---a bite in the bag of course, but if there is such a thing as a good loss, one by a team composed of players who have never used a razor versus this year's Duke squad is indeed encouraging.

...Has Joe Lowery now been "retired" long enough to be eligible for the Ass Hole Hall of Fame?  If so, he's a first ballot shoe in.  In a similar vein, about 15 years ago, former President Reagan wrote a short open note to the American people explaining his progressing dementia and then quietly retired from public view.  Obviously, former President Carter has taken a different path in dealing with his mental impairment, adding the title of most disgraceful former president to his resume right next to the entry of worst administration of the 20th century.

...Props to AP's Sandy Cohen:  "Sly Stone, the J.D. Salinger of funk, was drawn out of seclusion by a Grammys tribute."  Now that's a lead boys and girls.  Sly is one weird dude, but his body of work can still Stand (damn, I'm funny) up today as well as it did 30 years ago.

February 8, 2006

...Six hours seems like a long time, but the funeral service for Coretta Scott King yesterday never droned on.  Instead the length was another mark of elegance as the unspoken but understood concept that the luminaries gathered yesterday shall never do so again excepting for similar events.  Inevitably there will be talk of "passing the torch," but perhaps the torch should not be passed.  Perhaps a new torch should be built, lit and carried forward, leaving the current one in place to illuminate the past 50 years of tireless struggle and the loss of blood and tears in quest of the promise of five simple words: "equal protection under the law."  Bicker among yourselves regarding who did what to whom in 1978 or some such if so inclined.  Suttle World chooses to stand back and reflect on the entire mural for a while longer.

...The Flyers of Dayton come calling on the #8 ranked Colonials at the Smith Center tonight.  Tough to break down a ball club that has faced few obstacles, excepting they beat all those put in front of them.  GW is quick, top heavy with seniors, and scores with an ease not present in previously promising Colonial teams of the past decade.  They're also run by a coach, Karl Hobbs, well versed as a player (Georgetown) and coach (UConn) in March play that seems a hell of a lot longer than six weeks away.

...For those keeping score at home, the Gwinnett Gladiators have won a franchise record 8 straight and stand atop the Southern Division of the American Conference of the ECHL with at 31-9-5 record, 10 points ahead of second place Florida.  Next home game is Saturday (Feb. 11) v. Wheeling.

February 6, 2006

...Not bad as Super Bowls go (or some permutation thereof) will be the "lead" on the lips of most Americans around the water cooler today.  Both teams looked as though this was there 23rd or 24th game over the past six months, in a lackluster affair that was determined more by the Seahawks failure to execute on offense than any stellar Steeler effort.  Still, given kick off was at 6:27 and the first two commercial breaks came at 6:32 and :38, the game was completed in three and a half hours---not bad as Super Bowls go.   A half time phone call from neighbor Cindy confirms what the close to 100 million viewing all wondered:  why are the Rolling Stones there?  They didn't want to be there.  In fact, Suttle World has yet to find anyone who wanted them to be there.  Better than Diana Ross made up as Tammy Faye Baker being ferried back to the home via helicopter?  Yes.  Better than the Lingerie Bowl?  Probably.  Better than a test pattern?  Toss up.  Suttle World really likes the Indian in the test pattern and has often wondered what the hell he's doing there.  Pitchers and catchers report in two weeks.

...No, you heard it wrong.  The Chinese bank in the news is Wong Dong.

...A cursory search of local news organs would tend to indicate that DeKalb County is the only school system in metro ATL that is closing up shop for the funeral of Mrs. King tomorrow.  Suttle World had expected such an announcement from City of Atlanta schools late last week and for others to follow suit---obviously yet another erroneous take.

..."A cold north Georgia rain..." would appear to be the worst fate for the metro area on the first Monday of the year's longest month.  A bit farther north is a different story, with a couple inches of snow expected for the higher elevations of the state.

...Just so you can adjust you investment portfolio appropriately, worldwide chewing gum sales are growing 7%  annually. 

...For those keeping score at home, Tommy Jones of Simpsonville, SC pocketed a check for $40,000 with his third Denny's PBA Tour title of the season at the Bayer Atlanta Classic yesterday over Mike Scroggins 224-191.

February 5, 2006

...Communications issues resolved in short order following yesterday's abbreviated publication.

...Oh yeah!...BOWLING FOR DOLLARS!  This damn near slipped under the Suttle World radar ---the Professional Bowlers Association is in town (Spalding Dr. in Norcross to be exact) with the Bayer Atlanta Classic.  Friday marked the beginning of match/single elimination play as the field was narrowed to 64, and had all the markings of a wondrous morning outing.  Even cuzin Bill was up to the task until it was discovered that the PBA wanted $15 for the privilege of watching a bunch of fat guys bowl.  We agreed that their was indeed a principle of some sort involved and declined to attend.  This is not to poo-poo to entire notion of paying to see bowling.  The big time televised finals have $15 "cheap seats," but they are long gone as proved to be the case last year.  Alas...but a full year to plan for '07.  Get the Sunday ducats early.  Take my duckpin---maybe run some duckpin smack, start a nationally televised incident...  Lot's of possibilities.  Of course, the pro duckpin tour doesn't really get cranked up until spring.  Details to come.

...Per usual:  without a dog in the fight, it is difficult for one to get too excited about this evening's Super Bowl with its four minutes of play crammed into five hours of programming.  If subpoenaed to the betting window, take Seattle and the four points.

...A possible French Toast (bread and milk) alert in the makings, as meteorologists around metro Atlanta practice their best sleeve rolling technique in preparation of the slim possibility of an inch of snow overnight. 

February 4, 2006

...Technical snafu delays publication this morning.  Check back for details---usual suspects updated.

February 3, 2006

...Suttle World has no recollection as to whether it saw its own shadow yesterday or not.  Consequently, we're left in that awkward and unusual position of mere speculation regarding the disposition of the next six weeks of winter.  One wonders as to whether the ground hog community as a whole regards homo sapiens to be a revered species for honoring their lowly place on the food chain, or believes the exercise to be excruciatingly tedious and one that comes with great opportunity cost for those creatures with opposable thumbs.  One is disturbed that one might actually lend consideration to what ground hogs think too.  Such is the plight of the sister months of February and August---both 65 days in length with an insufferable climate and the former highlighted by a rodent tribute.

...Its difficult to imagine anyone on the NCAA selection committee referencing last night as they fill in the brackets come March, but GW proved a worthy foe by overcoming a 17 point first half deficit to beat Xavier in front of a hostile crowd in Cincinnati.  Still, the Colonials will remain an unknown entity until the third weekend of next month when things get really interesting.  What is known is that they're going to hang at least 75 up on any given night.

...The gentle surfer is implored not to ask how or why, just click and then be afraid.  Be very afraid.  If Billy Mays shows up on the tube pimping this...

January 2, 2006

...Atlanta, Georgia and the nation will note the passing of Coretta Scott King over the next several days, and Suttle World whole heartedly joins the celebration of Ms. King as an icon---a graphic reminder of the strength, determination and dignity shown by individuals against whom fire hoses and German Sheppards were turned upon in my lifetime.  They used a playbook that has seemingly been lost or forgotten, and that's a pity.  Passionate folks of good faith appear too preoccupied with the newest fastest and loudest hi tech toy/Mr. Microphones to shout their notions at a decibel level that renders them too loud to lend any consideration to quiet, unrelenting, non-violent action for change regardless of sacrifice of flesh or reputation.  This just in:  it works.  Yes, the King Center's physical plant and ledger show it to be a disgrace, but there has been and will be more than enough time to beat that baby seal.  This week belongs to grieving the gradual loss of a greatest generation about whom Tom Brokaw has yet to write a book.  It would also seem noteworthy that Reverend Andrew Young will be featured prominently in the various memorials and in the media during Mrs. King's funeral.  The gentle surfer (especially the yungins) is advised to listen carefully---one the best considered, smartest, most intriguing living Americans.

...Girl friend really did drop 113!   Epiphanny Prince of NYC's Murry Bergtraum High School scored 113 points in a 137-32 win over Brandeis High School.  She's the fourth kid to do so in a 32 MINUTE game.  The link/story goes on to explain how everyone's falling all over themselves apologizing about running it up etc...  Would she compromise her amateur status if she accepted money for a televised skins game of bowling with Michelle Wie over the Thanksgiving holiday?  The Suttle World R&D staff is already on the case, as this would seem to have a high pay-for-view potential.

...The heroic efforts on the part of the junior Senator from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts perched upon a Swiss ski lift on behalf of the little people notwithstanding, the filibuster on the Alito nomination, of course, was unsuccessful.

...President Bush, uttering "nuculure" but once, comported himself reasonably well Monday night in his State of the Union Address.  And as opposed to describing the exact size, color and sex of the pony that I'm getting this year, the president explained it in more general/conceptual terms.  Of specific concern to Suttle World is the President's assessment of about half the world enjoying freedom and the other half not.  Its not the math that is the concern, rather the inference that we had to do something about the entire other half that seems a bit ambitious and off-putting.  Other news of the evening has Suttle World's Representative from the 4th Congressional District of the State of Georgia, Cynthia McKinney, comporting herself in the punk ass manner that it has so long come to enjoy.  "Congress critter Cynthia McKinney had to be told to move from where she perched her left-wing self. Seems her seat had been designated for Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid. Then Ms. McKinney never had any respect for rules. We hear tell McKinney really whined about having to move." (link).

...The good news is the George Washington Colonials are ranked in the AP top 10 for the first time since the poll of January 3, 1956.  The better news is that they play on the tube tonight against Xavier in Cincinnati (ESPN2 7:00 EST).  The bad news is that a midweek, midseason, conference game is the only one of consequence left on the Colonial's "schedule" until the tournament.  A convincing win tonight (and winning the A10 tourney) would go a long way in the seeding department come March.  And, in all fairness, Richmond  (x2), UNC Charlotte, Dayton and Xavier (again) are still to come.

February 1, 2006

...Lot's of heap big important stuff to discuss, but no time in which to do it.  To say Monday was a big news day is quite the understatement, up to and including, the injury of 14 at a chemical plant explosion in Morganton, NC.  The cause is still undetermined, but we have been assured by former neighbor Peggy that she is well and that it was not her firm's operation that was the site of the blast.  Alas, without objection, permission to revise and extend my remarks as a rather hectic opening strategy is executed for today's rounds.

   
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